Monday, April 13, 2009
on a scale of 1 to 8, your'e an 8
why is it that even though i just peed i will still have to pee after i brush my teeth in 5 minutes? why do i have to compulsively pee 1) when i come home 2) aftre brushing my teeth 3) upon waking up even if i woke up an hour ago to pee 4) before bed. why is it my son, on the other hand, never seems to have to pee. no joke. once we drove all teh way to wisconsin and he didnt pee once. he peed like 6 times in the shower when we got there but damn! in the mornings i have to remind him to go. sometimes i will forget and it will be like 1 pm and i will say to him, have you peed yet today? and he will say no and run away. maybe i am a bit obsessive but that just doenst seem to be normal after my over active bladder. and why o why does he poop everytime i am taking a nap? even if he already pooped that day if he sees me napping, he has to poop. i dont get it. i am going to bed
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8 is great!
ReplyDeletenow, i understand that you feel something akin to my obsession with bathrooms. i am constantly peeing. i even asked my dr if there was something wrong with me... and she said, "not with your bladder...." i keep pretending that i have an hugenormous uterus/womb, crowding out my bladder, making it into the size of a walnut. but i don't have any high resolution images to prove this.
maybe you just have a pavlov bladder. ring a bell, have to pee. brush your teeth, have to pee. pavlovian bladder. it's been trained. positive reinforcement.
and maybe there is some weird x/y chromosome cross over recessive-ness happening on the kinney side... where there was some sort of mix up. the pavlovian bladder somehow became the pavlovian colon.... but now i think i've just gone too far...